Dave Ramsey Pick Up Lines

This is from Dave Ramsey's website- it totally cracked me up!


Written by our own Chris Russell, courtesy of My Total Money Makeover.com.

I still have money in my "restaurant" envelope ... can I buy you dinner?


Would you like to dance? I'd love to show you my Baby Steps.


Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.


Allow me to introduce myself ... I am "borrower", and you must be "lender".


Good thing I got just term life insurance ... because I saw you and my heart stopped!


You can't spell Financial Peace University without U and I.


I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?


I just bought a bass boat with cash ... and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!


I'm not mortgage interest baby ... don't write me off.


The good news? I'm debt free. The better news? I'm also date free.

3 comments

Katie Gregg said...

LOLOLOL...too funny. :)

Carol said...

I heard this today on Dave's show and it was a hoot.

Kim said...

You can't spell Financial Peace University without U and I.

This one is my fav :)